Fast as we go far

(2016) Nice guys cum last
01. Joke is on you
02. Queen of the world
03. Dick flavored lipstick
04. Feet song
05. Best friend my ass
06. Hero of the school
07. Turtle neck
08. Friend the shit out of girls
09. Anchy rox
10. Miss yellow
11. Fun times around the dumpster



01. Joke is on you

Fuck you for the lies, that you said
Fuck you for the times, i was crying alone in my bed
Fuck you for destroying, everything that we had
(WHAT DID WE HAVE)
Do the world a favor and drop dead

Fuck you for the mean things, that you did to me
Fuck you ‘cause i always felt, like talking to a tree
Fuck you for not seeing, how happy we could be

And now you have something
you didn’t have before
It was something i gave you
feel free to pass it along
‘Cause soon you will see
the joke was on you because
I recently found out
that i have herpes and now you have it to ... slut

Say what fuck you, i have herpes and now you have it too
say what FUCK YOU
Say what fuck you, i have herpes and now you have it too
say what FUCK YOU



02. Queen of the world

Everybody's got a smile on their face
in the distance well known silhouette
The guys are drooling all over the place
even the girls are soaking wet
She's the reason why I get up in the morning
she's the reason why I thank the heavens I'm alive

She's the reason why every guy begins to tremble
when she's passing by

She's the prettiest thing I've seen
the only one I want to kiss and hold
without her everything's so cold, she's the ...
the only one who can take the pain away
don't ever leave, please, please stay
’cause your my angel made of gold
you're my (your my) queen of the world

She never misses her ballet practice
and I know she always knows I'm there
'Cause when i'm screaming and waving
I can see her "get the fuck away from me" stare
And later on, when she gets home
falls asleep and thinks she's all alone
Guess who'll be right outside her window

(go, go, go, go)
On a tree in the dark, with his pants down
molesting himself while she's sleeping safe and sound

She's the prettiest thing I've seen
the only one I want to kiss and hold
without her everything's so cold,she's the ...
the only one who can take the pain away
don't ever leave, please, please stay
’cause your my angel made of gold
YOU’RE MY (your my) queen of the world ...

QUEEN OF THE WORLD



03. Dick flavored lipstick

You were my girl, and now we're just friends
But can we stay that way, I guess it depends
On how many times, you went down on guys
Sucking their dicks off, and tossing the salad, while ...
Saying that the only one that you love is me
Oh gee, here we go with the lies again
I tripped, I fell on a dick, oh swell
Fucking nympho, that's all you live for
You don't think it is wrong, to just blow strangers all day long
Normal retarded, thumb-less, regardless
You could never say no
Well i guess that's because your mouth was always full ...

OF CUM, DICK FLAVORED LIPSTICK, DICK FLAVORED LIPSTICK

And now that we are through, I finally know it's true
All the guys you have ever pleased, I went down on them too
And now i know, why your every kiss
Always tasted like, DICK FLAVORED LIPSTICK



04. Feet song

You look like Angelina Jolie
but you are stupid as fuck
Your boy looks like my ex-girl
you suck his kindergarten c*ck
His father looks like Ami James
he owns a restaurant Two Angels
But when i get hungry
I would never settle for that pricey shit

I’d like to eat your feet, please let me suck your feet
play the pinky game, i know it’s lame
But i cannot resist ...
rubbing my penis against your ankle

Is this the way it goes
why can’t you feel the way i feel
Why won’t you let me lick your toes
peal the dead skin of your heel
Why are you being so uptight
It’s a little bit weird i suppose
Just trust me and stop to fight
and put your pinkie up my nose

You said it’s bizarre
this time you went to far
Girl you got some tasty feet
I see them walking down the street
Enough with your whining
be quiet now take your socks off let’s go

It is so nice, to see you lay there covered all up

No nonessential parts of your body
to make distractions finally
And now i can beat my meat
against your cold, dead feet
Play the pinkie game it’s no longer lame
Stick them somewhere really deep
Forever and always, me and you feet



05. Best friend my ass

You were the only person i could count on
you were but not anymore
I didn’t know my girlfriend gets you turned on
how could you do this to me jerk (Jerk)
And now from all that trust that I've had in you
there’s nothing left only dust
So now you better leave before i fuck you up
you stupid son of a whore

I hate you ass, you broke it all
I’m paranoid, it’s all your fault
I can’t believe, you are the one
Who stabbed me in the back

So now you’re getting head
having sex in her mother's bed
Every time you’re feeling sad
you make her come in her father's shed
Enjoy it while you can
‘cause soon she’ll fuck with all your friends
You’ll see then how it feels
to have no one, by your side

I hate your ass, you broke it all
I’m paranoid, it’s all your fault



06. Hero of the school

He’s not just another guy
he’s not somebody like you
The way he walks, the way he talks
and everything about him
Yes he knows it all, yes he has it all
He’s everything you want to be
he wears his smile of forever

Girls want him, guys hate him, girls go screaming
‘cause he’s the hero of the school
All the girls, and all the boys
he’s the hero every day
And i want to be like him
‘cause he’s the hero of the school

He walks through the school
he wears his smile of forever
When he goes, when he looks
HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS
See him kiss the girls, see him touch them all
(‘Cause he’s the one)

Girls want him, guys hate him, girls go screaming
‘cause he’s the hero of the school
All the girls, and all the boys
he’s the hero every day
And i want to be like him
‘cause he’s the hero of the school

HE’S THE HERO OF THE SCHOOL



07. Turtle neck

When i was younger, they chopped it off
a small piece of skin around my little prick
Stupid circumcision wasn't even my decision
my little Robin Hood is now Bruce Willis instead

Turtle neck, turtle neck,
turtle neck no, no, no more
Turtle neck, turtle neck
turtle neck no, no, no more ...

Now it looks weird, like a small tiny mushroom
can't even hide when it's cold or when it rains
Poor little guy, I’ll wipe that white tear off your eye
it can't be that wrong, cause even Jesus had it done
(Come on)

CIRCUMCISION:
The act of taking a man or young boy
grabbing a fistful of his foreskin, and hacking it clean off
Contrary to popular belief
it doesn’t make your penis any damn smaller
(Than it already is fucker!)

Turtle neck, turtle neck
turtle neck no, no, no more
Turtle neck, turtle neck
turtle neck no, no, no more
Turtle neck, (Blink182) turtle neck, (Blink182)
turtle neck no, no, no more
turtle neck, (Blink182) turtle neck, (Blink182)
turtle neck no, no, no more, no, no, no more,

Turtle neck, turtle neck
turtle neck no, no, no more



08. Friend the shit out of girls

Hey girl you’re so smart and cute
wanna go out I swear I won’t act like a brute
I’ll closely listen to all you have to say
put your feelings before mine, hope that It’s ok
Hey girl I think it’s been three weeks
are we ever gonna make out, or just kiss each others cheeks

And if I only knew
what kind of a guys you like I would do it right

I would beat you up all night
smash your face against the wall
Knock you out in public
drag your ass, across the fucking floor
I would do all those things
I would do them all for you
Treat you like a piece of shit
just like, all your EX boyfriends always used to do

How can you be so naive and dumb
take them back after all the shit they have done
Appointment to check that head of yours
clearly you have a thing for major assholes
Fists in the face, unfaithful douchebags
oh please finish it up
Another amusing story of your new break up
I can’t wait to hear it … Not

And if I only knew …

I would screw everything that moves
cheat on you with no guilt or regret
Leave you to drown in the river of your tears
and make you curse the day we’ve met
I would do all those things
instead of listen to you whine
All the time you piece of shit
just like, all your EX boyfriends always used to do

It happened again ... i don't get girls
I friend the shit out of them

It happened again, and it will happen again
I don’t get girls, I friend the shit out of them
It happened again, and it will happen again
I don’t get girls, I friend the shit out of them



09. Anchy rox

You’re so beautiful, can’t stop thinking of
why won’t you talk to me
Go to your my space, leave you love comments
you don’t reply to them
And every single day, story’s all the same
I’m waiting for a sign
for you to see, that i think about you all the time

Anchy Rox, you rock my socks
am i too short for you
Anchy Rox time just stops
whenever i’m around you
Love me, love me
(now i gather the pieces of my broken heart)

Paint my nails to black, dye my hair to blue
I’ll do it just for you
I’ll go emo, my band will go screamo
so you could come to our show
I will approach you, and tell you how i feel
and take you by the hand
But it’s to late
'cause you love the singer from that metal band

(VC “trapped”)
Pieces of my heart that turn to dust

Anchy Rox, you rock my socks
am i too short for you
Anchy Rox she’s in a box
I killed her with a shovel
Love me, love me
(no you’ll never find the hole i buried her in)



10. Miss yellow

Miss Yellow, I’m feeling mellow
Please cheer me up, please suck my c*ck
pretty please with sugar, cream and cherry on top

Miss Yellow, Miss Yellow
My d*ck has an itch, please scratch it a bit
and after i wouldn’t mind if you gave it a lick
Miss Yellow
(Punk, punk, punk)

(Vocals/Andy Stevens)



11. Fun times around the dumpster

I'm having last night regrets about the stupid shit I've done
I made out with this girl, didn't use the condom
Her VD reputation just got through to me
God I'm stupid I shouldn't have trusted her
I shouldn't have fucked her behind the dumpster

And every night it's just another agony
While waiting for results so bummed that i can't sleep
I'm so depressed but i should do opposite instead
(Stephen Lunch) I should think positive, no wait, I didn't say that

That's what you get when you hang out with skanks
Will my dick turn to black and fall off
Will I end up like poor Tom Hanks, I'd rather not
I don't want to walk alone in the "Streets of Philadelphia"

Dear God the results are in
Can't watch I don't think I can win this one
I'm so anxious
Please don't let me be infectious
Ok now it's die or live, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis or HIV
Slowly open up my eyes and see, the results are negative
FUCK YEAH

No more crazy shit like this anymore
no more hanging around with suspicious whores
No more outdoor sex for me to explore
no more fun times 'round the dumpster
For me ... ever again, ever again