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(2017) Depression Club
01. Depression club
02. Sympathy for the kevin
03. Ctr
04. Noob
05. Wake up, fool
06. April fools' day
07. 16 again
08. Beyblade
09. Trophy jump



01. Depression club

Welcome to depression club
you're not welcome anywhere you come
and everything you try
is just worthless
everyone is heartless
welcome to depression club

welcome to depression club
we get wasted passing out in pubs
this world is a wasteland
there is no love
so welcome to depression



02. Sympathy for the kevin

He's just a simple guy
but he gets a little shy
he's always sitting next to me
when we get a little high
he has this move he tries
"why can't we be more than just friends"

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Sorry Kevin I'm not into men
sorry Kevin you gotta understand
Can you please let go of my hand

When he tells me that we're meant
I just tell him that I can't
but I don't wanna be that awfull man

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Sorry Kevin I'm not into men
sorry Kevin you gotta understand
Can you please let go of my hand

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Whatever, whatever

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Sorry Kevin I'm not into men
sorry Kevin you gotta understand
Can you please let go of my hand

Can you please let go
Can you please let go
Can you please let go of my hand



03. Ctr

Remember those good old days
with my PS1
We had a lot of fun with CTR

We had a lot of fun but
now those days are gone
those days are gone

Remember those good old tapes
in my VCR
Police Academy and Naked Gun

We had a lot of fun but
now those days are gone
those days are gone



04. Noob

You know that I've tried my best
and yet I've finished last
one more time

There is no prize if you lose
just a tear in your eye
but everything's fine

No shame if you try

As time passes my clock ticks counterclockwise



05. Wake up, fool

Wake up call
I'll stop drinking alcohol
Stop stealing booze at the mall
I'm just doing what I've been told

Wake up call
I'll stop drinking alcohol
I can't take this anymore
For this shit I'm getting old



06. April fools' day

It's April fools' day and I didn't sell any single joke
I'm only 21 but I'm feeling really old
I don't have any new tricks up my sleeve
I'm feeling so depressed that I'm gonna drink my self to sleep

April fools' day is no fun
When you're 21
and you can't fool anyone
April fools' day is no fun

These days I can't come up with any single troll
seems like all these years have come to take a toll
in high school I fooled Kevin, man, he pissed his pants
now I'm so pathetic that I wanna shoot my self

April fools' day is no fun
When you're 21
and you can't fool anyone
April fools' day is no fun


April fools' day is no fun
When you're 21
and you can't fool anyone
April fools' day is no fun



07. 16 again

As time flies by
and I'm not 16 anymore

As time flies by
and I'm getting weak
and I'm not 16 anymore
And with the best years ahead of me
I enjoy only memories of my teenage years
being 16 again

I can't go on and drink like that
I'm not 16 anymore
and with a few beers ahead of me
I enjoy only memories of my teenage years
being 16 again

I can't get high all day
I'm not in high school anymore
and the summer's far away
how I wish that I could stay
in my teenage years
being 16 again

Ooooooo
being 16 again



08. Beyblade

instrumental



09. Trophy jump

I am an awful human being
well you can hear me suffering
I fuck up every God damn thing

The words I say just slip away
But no one listens anyway
I'll rather stay home, sleep all day

I take whatever I can get
and in the morning I regret
you should be glad you never met
me

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